In which Tom & Lorenzo once again grade celebrity fashion on a curve, thereby pissing off those who think the red carpet is a zero sum game. But come on, it’s Courtney; a bath and a hairbrush are considered a good sign of her mental health. Courtney Love attends the 2011 El Museo del...

Darlings, it’s Chloe Sevigny! And she’s pouting and knock-knee’d and wearing a ton of clothes! Thank you, Mr. Jesus! THANK YOU! As devoted minions know, we have long suspected that “Chloe Sevigny” is actually a long-form piece of performance art in which the...

Rosie Larsen was killed by her Aunt Terri. A ludicrous (yet admirably bold) assertion, amirite? Truth be told, we’re not going to stand by it as a deduction, but with the not-so-revealing reveal that Belko is a world-class creep who is frighteningly obsessed with Rosie and her family...

Darlings, let’s take a peek in Grandma’s jewelry box. Oh wait, that’s not Grandma’s classic costume jewelry; that’s the new jewelry collection from Miu Miu. And we love it, of course. The nature of our love is threefold and we’re going to explain it to you...

In little more than a month, Bill and Cathy Cambridge will be sucking up all the air in the room when they tour Canada and make a pit stop in Los Angeles. The press will be epic and we will probably have bitchy things to say about half her outfits. Before that starts, let’s pay a little...

We have many dresses to discuss for the rest of today, so let’s throw a little sausage into the mix before it becomes an all-girl party around here. Bradley Cooper is  featured in the June/July issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Nigel Parry in an extremely odd editorial. But...

Good morning, darlings! Did you miss us? Are you all tanned and well-rested? It’s been a good while since we’ve  gone that long without forming opinions. Now they’re all backed up in our heads and we simply must have release. We have the blogger equivalent of blue balls. And...

It’s Friday and none of these ladies rated a post all their own, so let’s just run down some of the looks of the week and type out whatever pops into our heads, mkay? We’ll start. Feel free to jump in at any time. Lucy Hale at the 36th Annual Gracie Awards Gala in Ina Soltani...

We were subjected to a barrage of Green Lantern ads riding the Amtrak to New York the other day and we have to say, all that lurid green was making us a little nauseous by the time we disembarked. Still, Tom’s a nerd and any time a Super Friend gets the CGI treatment, he feels duty-bound...

Darlings, let’s all jet off to Morocco today. Right now. We can sell Saffy into slavery and pass out for three days after sampling the local greenery. Doesn’t that sound so much better than whatever you had planned? Elie Tahari got it right when he took the Marrakech Express as...

Jesus Christ, January Jones, must we tell you how to do everything? When you have your first big budget blockbuster movie come out after making a splash on basic cable, and when you have tongues a-wagging (as they say; we certainly don’t talk like that) about the identity of your baby...

ScarJo is the latest in a long line of celebrities and models to be put through the “make her up like stars of yesteryear” editorial; this time, for W Magazine. It’s not the most original idea in the world, but credit must be paid for avoiding the cliches here. Oh sure,...