The Royal Wedding: The Guests
Look, this is the best we can expect from her. She’s no fashionista. This is right within her wheelhouse. In fact, it reminds us of her own wedding dress from a couple of years ago. We don’t particularly like all the pleating at the bottom. The hat is appropriately ridiculous and will come in handy should they run out of chip-n-dip bowls at any of the after parties.
She’s almost invisible in that color.
Ah, there we go. Bringing some fierceness to the proceedings. We look forward to her line of footwear for pregnant women. She’s really showing some good instincts there. We’re thinking she’ll have women in their third trimesters the world over tottering 8 inches off the ground by next year. Save your pennies, mommies-to-be!
He looks adorable. Her hat looks a bit like it was made out of random items lying around Phillip Treacy’s work room.
He looks like he’s melting into his shoes. It’s a fricking royal wedding, Guy. Hire a tailor.
We don’t know who she is, but we dig her style. Love the embroidery at the bottom of the coat.
She looks lovely. The Middleton clan came off well on a day that had to have been insanely nerve-wracking for them. That’s a great color on her.
Oooh, Charlene, honey. We know there are rules, but that outfit is really aging.
ALEXIS MOTHERFUCKING CARRINGTON IS IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!
Betty looked adorable. Like Winnie the Pooh in a dress.
Bringing some much-needed print to the proceedings. Nicely done, PA.
He’s quite handsome, isn’t he? Looks a little like Guy Pearce.
Love the orange and teal combo.
Wholesome, respectable gays.
“That’s right, bitches. I BROUGHT IT.”
[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]