Orlando Bloom out and about in NYC
Hey! Maybe we should have “Twink Week” the way the Discovery Channel has “Shark Week.” We can discuss their diet and migratory habits, their plumage, and their obscure mating rituals!
We’ve already gone on record as not understanding why he ever became a sex symbol, but we have to say, the Chaplin-esque adorableness here is making us change our tune. He’s still not our type, but he looks kind of cute here. We can’t help looking at him and wondering why he looks so perky. Is he singing to himself? Having a conversation with an invisible friend? It doesn’t matter. The point is, a male star is walking down the street and he’s not scowling or looking annoyed. Maybe there are imaginary animated birds flying around his head and that’s why he looks so happy. Or maybe he’s freeballing in his giant pants and that always perks up his spirit. Or maybe he just scored some good hash and he’s carrying it home to spend the afternoon floating down an imaginary Nile in an imaginary barge. Whatever the reason, he looks happy and cute and it’s kind of infectious.
[Photo Credit: Splash]