L’Officiel Hommes Germany: So Fresh
Ladies, our sinuses have collectively had it with this whole spring thing, so while we pop the pills and drowsily say “What?” to each other, why don’t we all take a trip forward to summer? Or at least a fantasy version of summer where peroxided twinks gambol and frolic in the latest color-soaked fashions. We’d say “Enjoy the eye candy,” but they’re like 12. Enjoy the clothes instead. Picture all the men in your life trying to wear these Skittles-colored ensembles.