In or Out: Scarlett Johansson in Roland Mouret
the Children’s Defense Fund hosted by Coach in Santa Monica, California in Roland Mouret.
We tend to always think of her as a gal with a tremendous leg up on the genetics front who never quite learned how to maximize her looks. In other words, for a gal with a killer body, killer hair, and a killer face, she rarely ever looks, well, killer.
Body-wise, she tends to veer from sexpot looks (which, admittedly are far less frequent lately) and semi-demure looks that tend to age her. Hair-wise, she almost always goes for the hair that ages her. Remember, she’s only 26.
We like the dress. We think the proportions look a little odd on her – not everyone can pull off the high waist – but for the most part, it works. The hair is just sad. The accessories are okay, but neutrals are as safe a choice as anyone can make with accessories. Jewelry: non-existent. Apparently she’s flirting with becoming Amish.
Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if, like Kabbalah or Scientology, turning Amish becomes the next hot religious trend among celebrities? Bonnets by Dior! Pimped-out buggies! Oscar Night = Rumspringa!
Anyway, like most Scarlet ensembles, we think this one falls flat and doesn’t really work with her god-given assets. Scarlett honey, we think your stylist hates you.
IN! Simplicity is a virtue and this dress screams Simplicity (if not Butterick)!
OUT! She looks like a cigarette girl at the Copa between shifts!
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[Photo Credit: getty, style.com]