Pairs Division: Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves
This is what happens if you do bong hits while getting dressed. Although his sins have more to do with smoking doobs while shopping for suits than while getting dressed. This is a pairs competition, so let’s take them one at a time:
Camilla: The dress is pulling across her chest, which indicates fit issues. In addition, it’s such a plain dress that she really needed to do something with the accessories and largely failed on that front. The jewelry is practically invisible, it’s so low key; ditto for the purse. The heavy platform open-toed pumps were also a really bad choice. Camilla, go home, slap on some chandelier earrings and a pair of sandals, get yourself a metallic clutch and put your hair up; then we can talk. Until then, you’re looking at a score of 4 out of ten.
Matthew: Buddy, we’ve got to get this out of the way first: let go of the abs. Seriously. While you should be justifiably proud of maintaining them at your advanced age, the fact of the matter is, said maintenance is taking its toll on your face. You are looking gaunt, boy. As for the clothes, the basic idea here is fine, but the vest looks a little big on you and the pants look GIGANTIC on you. We realize male stars don’t get free clothes thrown at them the way female stars do, but boo-hoo, cry us a river. Take something from one of those ridiculously enormous paychecks you get and have your clothes tailored to fit. Score: also a 4 out of ten.
Combined score: 4 out of ten. At least neither of you can claim the other one did all the heavy lifting here. No, you’re free to enjoy the evening knowing you both screwed up. Have fun, now!
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