Red Carpet Pairs Division: Holmes and Cruise
Model: Chanel Iman
Granted, she’s not exactly dressed to the nines either. We’ll concede that it’s a cute dress and that she looks fine, if not exactly spectacular. Premiere events aren’t necessarily formal and cable premieres are even less likely to be so. But considering how bad the press has been for this little project of Katie’s and considering how they’d have to know they’d be the focus of the event, it would have made much more sense to show up dressed to the nines, selling the shit out of yourself AND the crappy project you just did. As it is, they both give off the distinct whiff of “Let’s just get through this.” Wrong way to go, and like we said, if the shoe was on the other foot and Tom had a dicey project coming out, he’d have Karl Lagerfeld on the next plane out to L.A. to personally fit his little RealDoll.
Combined Score: 3.5/10
Disgraceful. Katie, we’d tell you to withhold sex from him by way of punishment, but we suspect that’s not much of a threat.
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