In or Out: Orlando Bloom Launches Hugo Boss Orange
If this was a Man on the Street entry, we’d be all “Looks good!” and leave it at that. However, this is an IN or OUT post, which implies that T Lo thinks this is an event that requires a little sartorial effort on the part of the celebrity in question even if they’re in possession of a penis.
We suppose this is all part of the image the company’s trying to project. After all, the Orlando in the flesh isn’t dressed all that different from the Orlando in the ad. Still, we think everyone involved could have come up with something with a little more visual oomph than this. He looks like he’s heading out to brunch. There’s not a lot to nitpick here. We just think the whole look is too casual for the event. We say OUT, on that basis alone.
We don’t think we’ve ever featured him on the blog before so we’re going to take the opportunity to ask the ladies in the audience to explain themselves. We honestly don’t know one gay who thinks he’s hot. We’re sure plenty will chime in in the comments section, so we’re not saying that NO gays do; just that he’s not really a major figure of desire in what is called the “gay community,” (which really just means the urban-focused gay press). He never did a thing for us, personally. So, Legolas Ladies, explain yourselves. How did this guy become a sex symbol?
[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]