Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party – Part 2
We can’t tell if this is a dress or a jumpsuit. Either way, it gets a thumbs up just because this is the cleanest and most polished we’ve seen her look in a long time. She usually looks like she’s been up for 72 hours in the same dress. However, if this IS a jumpsuit, then we might have to declare undying love because it’s so very Ann-Margret in Tommy. If this IS a bell-bottomed jumpsuit, then we hope there were egg chairs at the party. If it’s not, then good job, Celestia. Keep up the good work.
She looks kind of cute and we appreciate some of the choices here, but it’s a little schizo. The dress flatters her and looks good on her. We hope she doesn’t think she has to wear black, because a rich color would play well off her pale skin. The thing is, this just isn’t a dress that pairs well with ballet flats, especially with that gigantic necklace. There are looks you can put together for an event like this that will go quite well with flats, but this isn’t one of them.
Pretty and dramatic.
A standard dress, ramped up through the deployment of attitude and fierce hair. We can almost forgive the matching gold bag and shoes.
This is the best she’s ever looked on the red carpet. It’s a skosh tight on her, though. Love the hair and makeup.
Hate all these dresses with high waists and super short skirts. We suspect everyone thinks it makes the wearer look taller, but we just think it makes them look a little freakish.
A very pretty dress; a flawless look.
There’s no reason he should be wearing a tux that large. Unless there’s been dramatic developments in the waistline of America’s Favorite Formerly Famous Gay Person of which we are unaware, he’s not fat. He can work a more fitted look. This ages him.
Oh honeybear, no. This has Lane Bryant written all over it. There are so many better ways to go for a lady of size, sweetie. Get yourself a chubby gay. He’ll steer you right.
The Morticia gowns are getting old.
This is pretty fierce. Nu Hollywood glam.
The dress wouldn’t bother us if it wasn’t in that “eighties bathroom” peach, but the real story here is the makeup. She looks like she sneezed into a loaded powder puff. And then someone slapped her real hard on both cheeks.
What a weird dress. The top has nothing to do with the bottom. She looks like she’s standing in a frilly barrel.
More water here, please.
A relatively low-key, but kinda fabulous dress.
What the shit is this? Did Lauren Bacall send her a loaner for the night? Or did she snag this from the estate sale of Gloria Stuart?
The theme of this photograph is “generic.”
[Photo Credit: wireimage, elle.com, style.com]