Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party – Part 1
Chaka Khan let us tell you what we wanna do; we’ll take you in our arms and fill you with our charms later. FIRST thing we have to do is get you out of your bell-bottomed Elizabethan jumpsuit, girl, because it is doing you NO favors.
Chery Tiegs apparently doesn’t own a full-length mirror. That is SO not flattering her and the Bumpit isn’t helping.
She definitely likes to be covered up, doesn’t she? We think this may be our favorite of her 3 looks of the night. Very pretty and romantic, but more modern-looking than the Ingalls nightgown she wore on the RC for the Oscars.
Time traveling 40-year old Hayden Panettiere from the year 2029 has still got it, amirite?
This is a “don’t touch me, I’m fabulous” dress if ever there was one. Give her a friendly pat on the back and you’ll be sitting in the emergency room with your thumb in a cup. WAY too much, Kluminator.
Simple but pretty.
We’re not even going to look up her age. If she’s older than 21, she’s too old for this dress. It’s cute, but it should be on Dakota Fanning.
Standard for her. It’s a nice enough dress (although we almost never like the mermaid silhouette), but she’s established herself as someone who can dress well; now it’s time to show she can change up her look. We’ve seen her like this plenty of times.
We realize it’s not a formal event, but this seems a little half-hearted.
We like it. It’s got a nice graphic quality to it while maintaining the glam factor. She’s inconsistent on the RC, but this is one of her better looks.
If Sofia Vergara is, as we’ve maintained, Charo 2.0, then that must mean Maria Conchita here is Charo 1.5.
His tux appears to fit him terribly and we’re not in love with the current vogue for white ties. She looks like a cable access Creature Double Feature host.
Here at last is the long-awaited illustration to go with the Wikipedia entry entitled “Douche (Gay).”
[Photo Credit: wiremage]