Cover Girl: Scarlett Johansson for Vogue China
Stylists can be awfully narrow-minded, darlings. We’ve established this before, what with that three-month period when every starlet wore nude pumps or that 6-month period where every starlet wore beartrap shoes with a black mini-dress, or that one year (and counting) where the draped one-shoulder mini-dress with a ruffle was de rigeur for the red carpet. So apparently, this was the slut dress for this collection. Oh, don’t look at us like that. We’re not saying the dress is slutty. We’re saying the dress is a slut; passed around from celeb to celeb like a common hussy. Why is that? Why is this the one dress from this collection that gets pulled out of the chorus to become a star? At any rate, we saw it on Diane Kruger last month and Amanda Seyfried just yesterday and no doubt it’s appeared some other places we haven’t covered. Sure, it’s a pretty dress and it suits Scarlett better than it did those other two ladies (mainly because she’s got some meat on her bones), but why THIS one out of the parade of white lace mini-dresses from that same collection?
Anyway, Scarlett looks hot and we don’t care what anyone says, we like her hair like that. She can sometimes look older than her age, so the youthfulness of the cut suits her.
[Photo Credit: vogue.com.cn, elle.com]