2011 Independent Spirit Awards Red Carpet
Cute. How refreshing to see a starlet wearing something longer than the runway version.
Man, are we getting tired of the white dress/black tights combo.
It’s kind of hard to screw this dress up, so for once, she looks not crazy good.
Don’t wear dresses that match your hair, ladies! Otherwise you look like a novelty doll who belongs on the shelf between Polly Pocket and Strawberry Shortcake.
Ewan, this is very confusing for us. You’re still devastatingly cute and you cause salutes in our pants, but we generally make it a rule not to be attracted to the homeless. What’s with the flapping cuffs?
Cute, if standard.
Pretty. She seems to have successfully gotten out of a style rut. We’re not sure about those shoes.
Look, we’ve had our coffee and we’re really trying to be the bitches you love, but all we can come up with is another “Cute.” But she does look cute, right? We’d quibble about the shoes and bag, but we like the dress.
Okay, no. Not cute. It’s not her fault. They threw a lot of electric blue lace down the runways this season, so who can blame her for thinking she can pull it off?
Honey? Said with love; you can’t.
Like the dress and hair, salute her ongoing efforts to bring sheer hose to the runway, still confused by her footwear choices.
Such a nice young man. Look at that punim.
Hem checks out, fit checks out, and he even managed that VERY rare trick of wearing an unbuttoned shirt with a jacket and having the collar stand up straight instead of wandering all over his neckline and shoulders. He should unbutton his lower jacket button, however. We’re getting a whiff of Amish.
Pretty enough, but some of these stylists need to figure out that white doesn’t photograph that well. This is a lovely dress with a lot of detailing and it might as well be a nightgown.
Jeremy Renner wants you to know that his pants! Are very! Tight!
This may be the first time we’ve seen Jennifer in public without the “look what I bagged, bitches” smirk.
It’s a cute and put-together look, but it might be just a bit too casual. Then again, Jon Hamm came as the Unabomber, so the point may be moot.
It’s an interesting dress and believe it or not, we think the matchy shoes were the right choice, but the leopard print purse was probably a step too far. The hair is AWFUL.
“Hi. We are such total douches.”
We really like her dress, although we’re not sure about the shoes. He always looks like he was doing bong hits all day, right up to the point he stepped out of the limo.
For some reason, this dress, while cute, is not our thing. It might be the ruffley straps which take it too far.
Okay, we’re still bored with the light dress/heavy dark tights combo, but this little trenchcoat dress is fabulous.
We want to like this, but it’s just not coming together. A big yellow sash, right over your baby bump isn’t drawing the eye effectively.
She’s been looking increasingly uncomfortable with each passing week, so we’re willing to give her a pass from here until her delivery date. Hey, some women don’t glow when they’re pregnant and since they’re growing a watermelon inside them, we can’t really blame them.
Love it. LOVE the shoes. Nice pairing, Nicole.
What the what? What is that? We make bedsheet jokes all the time, but that literally looks like a bedsheet with an inexplicable strap.
That’s a cute-on-paper, but highly-unflattering-in-real-life dress. It’s also magical; put it on and poof! Your waist disappears!
This would be cute if she was having fruity drinks in a cabana. That hair will never be cute under any curcumstances. It looks like she fell asleep on her couch, woke up 15 minutes ago and said “SHIT! are the Spirit Awards tonight?!”
Hello, cutie. You’re too casual. Take those jeans off immediately.
Give her a big basket of tomatoes and she could pose for a pasta sauce label.
Lace and animal print in the same takes a bold woman to pull it off. We don’t love the hair, but we want to kiss her for the accessories,which are thoughtfully chosen. She’s working it.
Okay, kittens. That was our last run-through before the main event tonight, the Academy Awards red carpet. We’ll be live-tweeting from the minute the first D-lister arrives, right through until Best Picture is announced. Stick with us for the bitchery, darlings.
[Photo Credit: wireimages, elle.com, glamcheck.com]
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