2011 Golden Globes Awards: The Men

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum for his plaid shirt, which we loved. A salute from our pants to Ryan Gosling, who, against all reason, pulls off a velvet tuxedo and looks damn hot. That little Bieber blastocyst acquitted himself well and we don’t mind the footwear. A plea to Jon Hamm to hire a stylist, because he always looks a mess. Ditto to Robert Downey Jr. Almost all of them could have taken an inch or two off the hem of their pants. And that’s about it.

Alec Baldwin
 

Alex Pettyfer in Giorgio Armani

Andrew Garfield in Emporio Armani

Blair Underwood

Brad Pitt in Tom Ford

Brian Austin Green in Giorgio Armani

Chord Overstreet in Giorgio Armani

Chris Colfer in Simon Spurr

Chris Hemsworth in Giorgio Armani

Chris Noth

Christian Bale in Dolce & Gabbana

Colin Firth in Tom Ford

Darren Criss in Giorgio Armani

Garrett Hedlund

Guy Pearce

Harry Shum Jr.

Jake Gyllenhaal in Burberry

Jeremy Renner

Jesse Eisenberg in Dolce & Gabbana

Jim Parsons

Jimmy Jean-Louis

Johnny Depp in Ralph Lauren Black Label

Jon Hamm

Justin Bieber in D&G

Kevin McHale

Kevin Spacey

Mark Salling in Simon Spurr

Mark Wahlberg

Matt Bomer in Tom Ford

Peter Facinelli

Ricky Gervais

Robert Downey Jr. in Prada

Robert Pattinson in Gucci

Ryan Gosling in Ferragamo

Ryan Kwanten in Hugo Boss

Scott Caan

Steve Antin

Warren Beatty in Tom Ford

Zac Efron in Calvin Klein

Zachary Levi