Lady Gaga Gets a Worldwide Wax
Lady Gaga Wax Figure Unveiling At Madame Tussauds In Berlin.
Proving that she can feed that hype machine like very few others, Lady Gaga’s wax figure was unveiled today at Madame Tussaud’s. Or rather, wax figures, since not one, not two; kittens not even 3 figures were unveiled today. No, it had to be EIGHT wax figures unveiled SILMULTANEOUSLY in London, Amsterdam, New York, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Shanghai, Berlin, and Hong Kong. After the unveiling the skies opened and the angels wept tears of joy.
But they still made her ass look big.
And of course, each of the seven had to be unique.
She’s gonna finish what Madonna started and form her own religion at some point, isn’t she?
Pictures of all seven figures are not available yet, but we’ll update when we have them, poodles. Don’t dare miss out on this once-every-two-millenia event. All figures posted.