In or Out: Liv Tyler in Christian Dior
at the LVMH Tower Magic Room in New York City in Christian Dior, of course.
Yes, Liv. Putting a dress that costs about as much as a small car over Danskins totally makes you look boho and unpretentious and everyone who looks at you thinks you’re in your 20s, because that’s what girls in their 20s do. They dress quirky and everyone loves them for it.
That’s what a bad gay on your payroll would say. Here’s what two spectacular gays who don’t work for you say.
You look like a crazy person in this getup. A crazy blind person. A crazy, blind, 5-year-old person. With ADHD. It’s the fashion equivalent of one of those Hoarders shows.
We imagine whatever high-strung, self-important flack with a clipboard and a Blackberry hired by Dior to be in charge of this event must have had a heart attack when she showed up. She’s lucky they don’t sue. In fact, this look is so horribly bad and does such a good job of turning a pretty little dress into a hiddy rag, we’re half-wondering if Liv isn’t pissed at someone in the house of Dior. It’s the only thing that makes any sense because seriously now, there’s no way she doesn’t see how bad she looks, right? We feel like that question is akin to sitting in the front row at Ringling Brothers and asking “Do these guys look like clowns to anyone else or is it just me?”
Biggest OUT in a while. In a way, we’re grateful to her.
[Photo Credit: getty, style.com]