"Country Strong" LA Special Screening
Unborn fawns! So, last night? There was this premiere thing for that Oscar bait movie where Gwyneth Paltrow pretends to be not as rich and educated and self-actualized as she actually is? And everyone attending succumbed to bouts of either temporary insanity, blindness, or an extreme lack of taste?
We’re thinking there was a gas leak of some sort in the area. They all woke up this morning appalled and with splitting headaches, we’re sure.