In or Out: Kristin Davis in Prada

We just had a little argument about this one. Tom thinks Prada’s Fall ’10 collection was full of dowdy, clumsy clothes that didn’t even look good on models, which means non-models are going to have a particularly hard time making them work. Lorenzo was highly offended that anyone would ever say anything bad about Prada and slapped Tom viciously. Having gotten that out of his system we were ready to sit down and discuss this look.

Well. We like the shoes, at least.

That dress ain’t doing her figure a bit of good. Honestly, we don’t know how any gal could put on a dress that’s doing what this dress is doing to her and NOT say, “Oh, no. Not this one.” Apparently no one in her sphere will say this to her, but we’re just the opinionated queens who will: Kristin, you should stay far away from dirndl skirts.

But we’re just getting warmed up with our opinionated bitchiness. Kristin, we’re just going to have to say it: It’s time to cut the hair. You’ve had pretty much the exact same hairstyle for over a decade and a half, since your Melrose Place days. A general rule of thumb for hairstyles: If you’ve worn it through more than 3 Presidential inaugurations, it’s time to retire it. Let’s try something a little lighter and more modern, shall we?

We think she’s adorable most of the time but just about everything isn’t working here. OUT.