Wardrobe Tips from Katie Price
Ladies, are you nonplussed because you don’t know what to wear tonight? Are you tired of using your brain or personality to get what you want out of life? Well, don’t you worry. Utterly pointless celeBrit Katie Price is here to show you the way. What would we do if we didn’t have celebrities?
First, consider where you will be going tonight. Will men be there? Will photographers? If the answer is yes to both questions (and it should be), go for something eye-catching, like say a head-to-toe metallic. As the cameras flash, the blinding effect of the light against your outfit will ensure that you will be the center of attention at all times. Be responsible and don’t go anywhere with a dance floor lest your clothes cause seizures all around you. No one wants that.
And finally, to command respect from your future husband, consider some sort of crown or tiara to show that you are a princess and deserve to be treated like one. It doesn’t matter what it’s made out of. No one’s going to be looking at it.
And there you have it! Katie wishes you luck and expects to be invited to your future wedding. Especially if you’re marrying, say, a Saudi prince or a social media mogul. Have fun!
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