Obscure and little-discussed celebrity Lindsay Lohan was featured on the cover of German GQ
magazine. The pictures were taken before this whole prison scandal thing that you might have heard about erupted. Let’s take a look, shall we?
For all the drama in her life, the girl can still pull it together when she has to. These aren’t on the level of a great fashion editorial like you’d see in Vogue – they’re too actress-y and cheesecake-y for that – but it’s a great set of pictures and she looks hot. She’s got exactly the right looks for these retro, Barbarella
/One Million Years B.C.
-style looks. She really does evoke ’60 sex kittens like Fonda, Welch, and Ann-Margret. It’s a damn shame her lousy parents and personal demons have turned her into such a mess. We saw her up close and personal at the Whitney Gala last year and she was seriously fucked up. And the sad part was, no one cared. It was all flashbulbs and airkisses even though she couldn’t even get her eyes to focus.
Still, we’re not totally big-hearted about her. To be honest, unlike, say, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay hasn’t ever really demonstrated any world class talents. She’s always had potential, sure, but it gets a little hard to defend her when the best you can say is, “She was kind of good in Mean Girls…” If she doesn’t pull out of this spiral soon, the public’s gonna move on and she’ll find that, yes, there really is such a thing as bad publicity.