In or Out: Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton attends the ‘Tuan Yuan’ (Apart Together) Premiere during day one of the 60th Berlin International Film Festival at the Berlinale Palast in Berlin, Germany wearing a Haider Ackerman gown .
Tilda, you disappoint. And that is not a sentence we’re used to typing. Let us never type such a thing again.
While it’s true that she was born to wear column dresses like this, we think the top is just a little too boxy looking. We do love the back, though. The shoes? Enh. They’re pretty. But they’re kind of (pun somewhat intended) pedestrian, wouldn’t you say? Anyone could own a pair of shoes like that. We expect Tilda Swinton to bring it to the red carpet and when we say “it” we don’t mean the shoes you wore to your cousin’s wedding ten years ago.
We won’t say “out,” Tilda. We can’t bear to do that. We’ll just pretend this never happened, mkay?