People’s Choice Awards 2010

Kittens, why do celebrities hate color so much?

Christian Cota Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Tia Shipman

Cute, sassy, killer shoes. That overlay is perhaps a bit too long though,

Diane Kruger

Hervé Léger by Max Azria Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Nicola Haffmans

Not exactly an eye-catching dress, except for the fact that it’s so tight. Still, she looks good and it’s another pair of killer shoes.

Ginnifer Goodwin

Christian Lacorix Spring 2009 Collection
Model: Coco Rocha

When did the People’s Choice Awards morph into the Black and White Ball? Did we miss the memo? And was there a sale on heavy black shoes in L.A. recently? The dress: fugly and messy looking.

Hayley Williams

“Attention! Attention! A swarm of Killer Bows is coming this way!”

Jessica Alba

Antonio Berardi Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Frida Gustavsson

We are in disagreement. Lorenzo likes it; Tom is ambivalent. We’re both in agreement that she should fire whoever did her hair.

Katie Cassidy

Talbot Runhof Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Hollis Wakeema

We like it, but it doesn’t seem to fit her as well as it should.

Lea Michele

At first we were all “Wow, that fits her pretty badly around the butt and hips.” But then we realized, it’s not the kind of dress where you should pose with your hands on your hips because it ruins the effect. Still, she looks cute and she gets major points for wearing an actual color. Love the shoes.

Mariah Carey

We’re not up on the goings on in Mimi’s life (believe it or not), but when did she gain the weight? She’s always been what they used to call “zaftig,” but she’s really packed it on lately. She looks good, though. It’s just that we were kind of surprised when we saw the pictures.

Olivia Wilde

Monique Lhuillier Fall 2009 Collection
Model: Ranya Mordanova

LOVE. THIS. DRESS. We can understand why she didn’t go for the ripped-stockings effect, but we have to say, she chucked the most interesting part of the dress. The hem’s a little long, though.

Queen Latifah

Edition by Georges Chakra Spring 2010 Collection

Gorgeous. Exactly how a woman of her size should dress. She really looks spectacular. Extra points awarded for wearing a strapless dress over a major set of boobs and not looking vulgar or sloppy.

Sandra Bullock in Vivienne Westwood

Oh, Sandy. We don’t get it. You’re pretty and you’re dressed well, but for some reason it never quite comes together. This goes back to what we said earlier in the week about needing to have the skills to wear clothes well. She always looks uncomfortable. Also, those shoes were a poor choice. For one, they make her feet look big and for another, they don’t provide the contrasting color this look needs.

Taraji P. Henson

Alberta Ferretti Pre-Fall 2009 Collection
Model: Stephanie Carta

Bleh. It’s pretty enough, but when she was up for an Oscar she made a name for herself by wearing some pretty eye-popping gowns. This looks like something an over-the-hill opera diva would wear. Boring and safe.

Taylor Swift

Jenny Packham Resort 2010 Collection

It’s cute, but a little boring. The textural interest helps. Should have worn a different pair of shoes, though.