LML: Runway Rundown Part 2
Merle & Thai
Ahh, Merley. Entertaining you may be with your bitchery, but at the end of the day, you’re just another reality show contestant whose head got a little too puffy and paid the price for it.
Because girl? You had no cause to be walking around like you shit ice cream.
Sure, the judges liked some of your previous pieces, but let’s put that in perspective, shall we? A couple of weirdly robotic, helium-voiced, Children of the Corn Wonder Twinks and a couple of loud, mannish “style experts” liked your shit. That’s no reason to be swanning around like you’re Coco Chanel. Come on now.
The jacket’s not a bad idea, but the back looks weirdly unfinished, like it’s going to fall apart.
And of course, she has a scrotum for some reason.
Aside from that, good job! Now shut up and stop acting like you’ve got this in the bag, because you don’t.
Sage Chick & Bean Pole
We’re really starting to come around to the Kathy side. She’s a little goofy, but dammit, she keeps doing interesting things.
In fact, we kind of think she should have won it this week. If you’re going to throw words like “wild card” and “avant garde” at the designers without further explanation of what the challenge is, then this look pretty much blew all the others out of the water.
But that bodice is AMAZING. That alone was enough for us. Especially in the sea of mediocrity and pure crack that normally passes for fashion on this show.
[Photos: BravoTV.com/Trae Patton - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]