“I cannot send it down the runway. But I think I can fix it. I’m going to fix this. I have to fix this!”
Janeane, honey, SIMMER DOWN. Pace yourself. If you play your cards right, you’ll have plenty more opportunities to burst into tears in front of millions.
Okay, you know what our absolute favorite thing is about Boo Boo Kitty here?
It’s the way she keeps right on talking while she’s crying, which only serves to provide us with an endless array of absolutely hilarious facial expressions. Honey, the rule is cry OR talk, never both at the same time, especially when you have a camera on you.
It’s kind of a shame she talked herself out of her original design. It looked like it was going somewhere.
Model: Lorena Angjeli
This, on the other hand, is a dead end.
We were almost ready to defend it as a Calvin Klein-esque minimalist take, but that’s being awfully kind.
The fact is, this looks exactly like what it is: a last minute attempt to stitch something – anything – together and send it down the runway.
We suspect it got a pass from the judges because you just don’t notice how lame it is on first glance. It’s like the illusion of an outfit.
“I’m totally a type A personality. I like to be at the top constantly.”
If you’re new to the world of reality television, this is code for “I plan on being a huge pain in the ass.”
Model: Sarah Bell
Again, there’s not a lot of there there.
If the brief is to show who you are as a designer, now’s not the time to pull out the simplest, easiest designs you can think of.
We like the back on this dress, but we just can’t get behind the insect wings for sleeves.
They throw off the whole silhouette and they just look weird from the back.
If these two looks are them trying to wow the judges, then the bar has been set a little low going forward.
And what’s with the hair and makeup? Both girls look 15 years older than their age.