Virgins v. Vixens
Unfortunately, kittens, with the return of our beloved hardscrabble divas, comes the news that one of them left the ring on a stretcher. Yes, it’s true:
To be honest, we can’t say the outcome was a surprise. When we first posted it, we were trying to guess the outcome and came to the conclusion that Miss Day’s style of demur is simply too far out of fashion to go up against Sophia’s timeless sensuality. To our pleasant surprise, she rallied, though, getting far more votes and making the bout far tighter than we would have guessed.
At any rate, Sophia has more than earned her rest by going up against one powerhouse after another. She’s taking a break for some pasta and grappa to get her strength back for her return to the ring. In the interim, we have two MAJOR powerhouses for this “week’s” bout. Clutch your pearls and hold on to your handbags ladies, because NO ONE can predict how things will turn out as…
And the crowd goes wild!
We’re a little partial to the Princess because she’s a hometown Philly girl and the poster child for marrying well. On the other hand, has there ever been a dame as dame-y as Elizabeth Taylor? That bitch knew how to LIVE. On the one hand, she’s an honest-to-god princess; on the other hand, she’s the greatest fag hag who ever has and ever will live. On the one hand, Rear Window; on the other hand, White Diamonds (“These have always brought me luck.”). Choices, choices, bitches! Get to work!