LML: Runway Rundown Part 2
She’s all into the utilitarian aspect of clothing and how to give the consumer more bang for their buck. You can really lapse into gimmicky stuff from that starting point, but if she keeps it useful and stylish, she can give the judges something to talk about – in a good way.
Darlings, camera-hogging drama queens are the lifeblood of reality television blogging. Without them, where would we get our jokes? Unfortunately for them, we’ve been doing this a while and we have little patience for those CHDQs who can’t even do it with a little finesse. Roberto here all but held up a sign that read “I’m only doing this to get camera time,” it was that clumsy and obvious. As such, we will not reward him for his bumbling efforts. Roberto darling, one must do these things with some thought and preparation. One doesn’t simply decide on the spur of the moment to have a hissy fit over nothing. One does the slow burn, with bitchy comments. That way, when the blowup comes, you’ve laid the groundwork and both you and your sparring partner will have plenty of opportunity to really get in there and get bitchy. Honestly. Must we teach you bitches everything?
Look, Patrick’s (surprisingly) a sweetie, and we can totally support dandy-ism in all its forms, but this is just a lot of color and shine piled on top of the poor girl with no thought to proportion or fit or style. It’s like these two queens have a style concept no more broad than ” A LOT – and PLENTY of it!”
[Photos: BravoTV.com - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]