Launch My Line S1E3: Congrats & Goodbye
Hey kids! It’s Rancho Fabuloso TM Dan and Dean! In this special collector’s edition boxed set, the globetrotting fashion pixies come complete with Rancho Fabuloso TM fashion ensembles and one animal companion for each, Lloyd the Llama and Zoe Zebra! Mix and match!
Lloyd the Llama and Zoe Zebra’s Rancho Fabuloso TM fashion ensembles sold separately.
Kathy & Emil
And that belt. It pains us. The fabric choices were a great idea, but the way they utilized them – that faux primitive that’s so hard to do well without looking cheesy – wouldn’t have been our choice.
But the back is sexy and overall the look has nice proportions and a toned-down style. We’re sure the halls of your ancestors are filled with cheering as they all catch up on their reality television viewing, Kathy.
Kevin & Akiko
For another, he somehow got the idea that a fashion competition (normally a place for behind-the-back bitch-talking and vows-to-destroy in the Alexis Carrington mold) called for Survivor-esque smack-talking and fist-pumping. It got old super-quick and we predicted in the first episode that his elimination would come exactly when it did.
Props to Akiko for handling Kevin with professionalism and a sense of humor. She could have easily become offended or put off by his antics, but she dealt with them exactly the way they should be when the cameras are on you: dryly and with a roll of the eyes. It couldn’t have been easy for her to remain drama-free, but she managed it.
Well. That, and the fact that he had no real fashion or design sense.
[Photos: BravoTV.com/Trae Patton - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blgospot.com]