2009 Whitney Museum Gala/Studio Party
Unsurprisingly, the designer of choice on the backs of all these bitches was Versace, bien sur. We have to say, as fun (and bizarre) as it was to be drinking and dancing with all these famous people, it was far more fun for us to see these incredible gowns up close. Seriously, bitches. We almost wept when Shakira stopped 2 feet from us to have her picture taken. Not because we’re big Shakira queens, but because her dress was so stunningly beautiful.
And while we’d like to think we’re far too sophisticated to be star-fuckers, the truth of the matter is, when you look up and see Donatella Versace and Lindsay Lohan sit down on the couch a couple feet away from you, chatting and pretending that they don’t notice that all eyes and cameras in the room are pointed at them, well, it’s a little hard not to stare. Seriously, you should have seen Lorenzo’s face when he realized Donatella was standing right behind Tom. “OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD! IT’S DONATELLA!!” Tom thought he was going to have a heart attack.
Also of note is the fact that Gerard Butler is hot on a stick, but then you probably knew that already. The man can wear a suit, we’ll tell you that much. We’re far too interested in projecting the false image that we’re too cool for school, so we really didn’t take too many pictures, but you can scroll down past all the pictures of pretty dresses to see the few candid shots we took of some of the more notable party-goers.
Model: Kasia Struss
Lindsay Lohan in Versace
Gerard Butler in Versace