The T Lo Awards!
If you haven’t heard about it yet, each week on myLifetime.com, we’ll be handing out awards in the following categories:
Miss Congeniality: For the bitchiest contestant of the week or for those rare moments when a contestant really is congenial beyond the norm.
Miss Photogenic: For the contestant who looked the most exhausted and harried while on the runway.
The Debating Team Award: For the contestant who argued the most (or the best) with the judges.
Favorite Couple: For any duo that was funny or entertaining or showed great rapport. Alternately, for any duo who just couldn’t stop sniping at each other.
The “Insane Crotch” Award: For the garment that left the judges the most slack-jawed in astonishment.
Best Actress: For the model who worked her garment like her life depended on it.
The Heidi: For the garment that was the shortest, tightest or shiniest.
The Lifetime Achievement Award: An award for anyone for anything depending on the episode (and our mood).
You’re dying to know who got the gold (plated) statuettes this week, aren’t you? Well, head on over there right now to find out!
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