In or Out: Mad Women Take 2
How else to explain this sudden turnaround? Clearly, she flipped through her Yellow Pages, looked under “Stylists, Homosexual” (if there isn’t such a category, there goddamn SHOULD be) and settled on a name to call. This dress is not only cute, but SOMEONE in her sphere demonstrated good instincts and belted it. We even like (but not love) the hair and makeup. The only weak point is the shoes. We would have suggested something open and less clunky. Still, IN.
Oh, honey. Have January recommend her homosexual to you.
Look, we LOVE Malandrino, but this is NOT a fabulous dress. This is an airbrushed van in dress form. Take away the big leather eagle on her boobs and it’s a good silhouette for her. We’re not crazy about where the hem hits because it makes her legs look a little stumpy, but the basic dress is okay for her. The problem is, THERE’S A BIG LEATHER EAGLE ON HER BOOBS. Also, she needs to hit the Yellow Pages again and look under “Makeup Artist, Homosexual” because she’s not just looking shiny, she’s looking a little sickly. How is it that she can look so unbelievably delicious as Joan Holloway and look so bleh in real life? OUT.