2009 Teen Choice Awards
Children, the word for today is “hoo-ha,” because that’s what everyone’s showing off on the red carpet!
Amanda Bynes in Hervé Léger by Max Azria Spring 2009
It almost seems a little unfair to put her side by side with the model shot because the model looks so much better in it. It’s a hot dress but the color’s not so great on a bottle blonde and while she’s got a perfect little body on her, it’s not the body for such a tight little dress.
Audrina Patridge in Zuhair Murad Spring 2009
Lorenzo thinks this dress is a little formal for the event but Tom thinks it’s mitigated by the fact that it’s so short. Plus, she managed to almost ruin it by pairing it with bad jewelry and shoe choices. That necklace looks like it came from the Wilma Flintstone Collection.
Britney Spears in Roberto Cavalli
We don’t know who she’s wearing but what difference does it make anyway? It’s Britney in something short and tight, bitch.
Cameron Diaz in Alexander McQueen
Oh Cammie. We’re of two minds here. On the one hand, we seriously applaud your tendency to dress a little older lately and we do love this dress. It’s gorgeous and eye-catching and fits you like a glove. But we think in your desire to dress your age you’re actually dressing past your age. This is a dress for an actress 5 to 10 years older than you. Don’t be in such a rush to be relegated to the Mom roles. Also, dress shields. Look into them.
Emma Roberts in Monique Lhuillier Resort 2009
Very cute and stylish. Nice to see someone do something more than just tight, short and shiny. It’s all those things, but with a touch of class.
Kristen Stewart in Rock & Republic Fall 2009
Ugh. Smile, bitch. You’re young, thin and rich. We like the dress and we can understand not wanting to have your tits hanging out, but a wife-beater is not a solution.
Leighton Meester in Louis Vuitton Resort 2010
What a super-cute, slightly retro dress! Good shoe choice too.
Megan Fox in Yves Saint Laurent Resort 2010
Don’t know who she’s wearing but this is downright demur for Megan. It’s just alright. The color is blah and the hem on this thing makes it look home sewn.
Miley Cyrus in a Haute Hippie black skirt and white Hanes tank
She looks cute and she’s dressing her age without looking slutty. Can’t ask for more than that.
Vanessa Hudgens in Christian Dior Fall 2009
The alteration of the hem line really works for her. It’s a great color and it’s got a lot of visual interest, which is what you want when you want your picture taken.
Geez, we were uncharacteristically kind today.
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