Scarlett Johansson: The New Face of Mango
This one spawned a just-concluded ten-minute discussion, kittens.
Tom was arguing that the outfit, while composed of nice pieces separately, looks like it was decided upon by committee at the last second. She just doesn’t look well put-together. It’s like a bunch of frantic PR people realized at the last second that they forgot to pick an outfit out for her and ran screaming through the racks of the store, grabbing anything they could find.
The top isn’t the best choice for her figure. It’s not awful; it’s just doesn’t seem like the best choice for “showing off our wares,” we would think. The shoes don’t go with the outfit at all and while the skirt is nice and fits her well, doesn’t it look a little… we don’t know, sloppy? Lorenzo was all “Where? Where is it sloppy?” and Tom just pointed to that sad little bow. “Doesn’t that look a little half-assed to you?” Lorenzo tried to theorize that the skirt may have lost something in traveling and Tom said “She has to walk like ten feet, stand, pose, and walk back. It’s not like she got there early and set up chairs.”
Look at the shot of the model wearing the same skirt. From the top to the tights to the purse to the shoes, she’s styled WAY better than Scarlett is here.