Virgins v. Vixens
Kittens, once again your fickle nature is making things very difficult for us. Although not as difficult as things will be for you. You see, because you bitches are so fickle, we have no semi-finalists save for Shirley MacLaine, which means all the top-tier virgins and vixens have to go up against each other without any practice on the lower-level ones. From here on out, it’s going to be one impossible decision after another for you, we’re afraid.
Which is a roundabout way of saying…
NATALIE WOOD IS DEAD.
And frankly, we couldn’t be happier about it. We will never get over her victory over Angie Dickinson. But oh, ladies, how are you ever going to deal with this next one? Fresh from her overwhelming victory,
MISS DEBBIE REYNOLDS,
a goddamn legend and don’t you forget it, has to take on another legend, the former Julia Wells…
DAME JULIE ANDREWS
We’re glad we don’t have to decide this one!
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