Virgins v. Vixens

Okay, ladies, we went into this one thinking it could have gone either way and for a while there, it looked like we were right, but in the end, one virginal vixen stood supreme over the other.

JANE FONDA IS DEAD.

Which surprises us a bit because we would have pegged her as one of the ones to go to the end. Then again, you bitches are incredibly fickle and so far, we only have ONE starlet who’s won 3 rounds in a row and is making it to the semi-finals. So Hanoi Jane goes down at the hands of Gypsy Rose Lee.

This week, it’s the battle of the bathing suit babes as…

MISS NATALIE WOOD

puts aside her poodle and straightens up to take on the former Angeline Brown…

MISS ANGIE DICKINSON

One of them slept with James Dean and one of them slept with JFK. Your work is cut out for you.