Make Me A Supermodel: Episode 9
Jesus H. Christ. Is there, like, anything we can add to that?
EDITED TO ADD: Well, it looks like we CAN add something to that since we seemed to have dropped the ball in not mentioning Amanda’s idiotic “No offense, but I flash my tits at my son so he doesn’t turn out gay,” line. We own it: we plum forgot about it. What can we say? When someone inarticulate says something stupid, it’s about as noteworthy as everyone breathing in and out. But yes, Ignorant Girl Makes Patently Stupid Comment. Film at eleven.
The funny part is, we can’t help thinking if there ever was anything that “caused” someone to “turn out” gay (“Turn out” makes us sound like dinner rolls or something. “How’d those guys turn out?” “Gay.”), then a little boy being forced to watch his mommy walk around the house naked probably ranks up there in possibilities. No offense to ignorant naked mommies, of course.
No, ladies. What we loved is that every time we post pictures of semi-naked to naked male models, we get links out the wazoo. Without further ado, here they are, boys.
Now, let’s get on with the rest of this post (more naked guys ahead, guys!).
Yeah, we could see the other models’ point when they noted that the girl with the biggest ass got a shot sans ass, but even so, it’s a great shot and it’s loaded with personality, something most of the other shots lacked. It’s not just about who’s got the best body.
And now, the MMAS Players bring you…drama:
This concludes the drama portion of our program. And now…FASHION:
We honestly thought it was Branden going home last night. It’s a shame, but he’s not stepping up. He’s got a lot of potential, but he’s up against racehorses like Jonathan and Sandhurst and “potential” just ain’t gonna cut it against pros like that. Still we’re glad to see him get one more chance because it was LONG PAST Amanda’s time to go home.
But before we go….DRAMA.
What’s THIS all about, Rumspringa Sally? It’s not that we disagree with her, but that is one girl you just don’t turn your back on. She’s a little schemer, that one. Amish Alexis.
[Photos: Bill Diodato/Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]