Make Me A Supermodel: Episode 8
Honey, you’re a good model; probably the best among all the girls and second-best overall. Now, we love a good reality TV bitch as much as the next person, but you really need to shut the fuck up about Amanda. We’re beginning to suspect you want to kiss her or something.
Anyway, let’s look at pictures.
See? Modeling’s not as easy as you think. Every inch of your body has to be arranged in such a way as to exhibit maximum beauty. Seriously. Oh, don’t look at us like that. We didn’t say it was ditch-digging or anything like that, just that it takes some work and some talent.
Talent that Colin simply doesn’t have. And at this point, after weeks with the kind of coaching and opportunities that most starting-out models would KILL for, it’s pretty clear that he’s never going to have it.
He looks like he’s starring in an ’80s music video.
But THIS was the clear winner to us. Nothing against Sandhurst or Salome. Both of their shots were great, but this one borders on iconically great. Sorry if we sound like a broken record here, but it’s almost silly that Jonathan’s in this competition at all. He’s so clearly already a professional and not only that, he has the potential to be a big name pro. Thankfully, the judges have caught up with us on this one as they praised him to the heavens this week.
Anyway, it’s another pointless go-see for the winner. These things are getting to be embarassing. Either they send an underqualified model to these things or they send a highly qualified model that the casting people have no interest in.
Yes! There’s nothing we love more than watching the genetically gifted whine about having to do ten minutes of exercising and give up eating a pound of bacon every day in order to maintain their single digit bodyfat percentages!
And that’s not German for “The Bitches.”
We thought that was a little odd. Normally she advocates for the girls and Tyson advocates for the guys. But then when Tyson announced Colin was going home, you could see her in the background shaking her head disgustedly. It seems to us that she wasn’t so much advocating for Colin as she was basically saying “Please send that embarassing blonde chick home.” Seriously, watch it again. She HATES Amanda!
Which is good, because we were wondering if she was capable of showing any emotion at all. Seriously, Bravo. She sucks and she needs to stop showing up on set high off her ass.