American Ballet Theatre Gala
Oscar de la Renta Resort 2009
Model: Jourdan Dunn
Another gorgeous dress in a gorgeous color. We’re three for three. Unfortunately Kim, you had the dress altered to add a sleeve where there wasn’t one before. Ooooh, bad idea. While we applaud your decision not to bare your bra at us, we can’t support the addition of the sleeve. Please hide in shame from the photographers.
Dear Lindsay, you took a fabulously disheveled-looking design and had it altered to look like a cheap set of curtains from K-Mart. We’re afraid we’re going to have to call security and have you escorted out.
Yes, Renee, the dress is pretty fabulous. Unfortunately, you decided to save some money and not get your hair styled. Please stop posing as if you’re shit doesn’t stink. Because y’know? It does. It really does.
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