2009 MET Gala – Part 1
The theme was “The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 4, 2009 in New York City, but really, it was just an excuse for everyone to dress up. No one cares about the theme.
Alright then! Let’s get to work, bitches!
Lorenzo hates the hair and makeup; Tom thinks it’s fun, like she’s working a brunette Deneuve look. We both hate the dress on her.
Heidi’s apparently got two speeds: madonna and whore. When she’s not pregnant, tight, shiny, and short rule the day but the minute she fertilizes an egg, it’s yards and yards of fabric to announce her fecundity.
Wow, she looks stunning. Sour, but stunning.
Our love for Iman knows no bounds but we have to admit, she’s phoning this one in. Seen it. Done it.
We imagine this dress is fabulous. We have to imagine it because the whiteness washes out any detail under the glare of the cameras. Stylists, steer your clients away from white.
Emmy Rossum in Carolina Herrera Fall 2009
Helena Christensen in Zac Posen
A celebutante half her age MIGHT have gotten away with this as a cheeky little number but on her it’s looking mighty silly. It kinda looks like a prom decoration.
It’s an interesting dress. Lorenzo loves it; Tom thinks it’s not all that pretty.
Liv Tyler in Stella McCartney
She’s built for those ’40s-inspired looks. She looks fantastic.
Madonna, on behalf of the gays, we regret to inform you: it’s over. Since you persist in aging in the least fabulous way possible, we suspect this message won’t be received.
Credit where it’s due: that bitch is usually one big pile o’ tacky but she looks good here.
Fabulous – and the shoes are to die.
Thalia in Christian Siriano Fall 2009
Renee Zellweger in Carolina Herrera Fall 2009
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