In or Out: Sharon Stone

Posted on Apr 28, 2009 in Fashion

God bless Sharon Stone, we say. In an age where celebrities have everything down to their bodily functions press managed, she brings the old school batshit crazy diva bit in a big, big way. She’s Norma Desmond 2.0.

Sharon Stone attends An Evening With Women: Celebrating Art, Music, & Equality at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California wearing Hervé Léger by Max Azria

Hervé Léger by Max Azria Spring 2009 Collection
Model: Georgina Stojilkovic

Congratulations on your stone-cold killer bod, Sharon. But a bit of advice from some gays: while a bandage dress, by design, is supposed to be form-fitting, we understand that apparently the wearer should be able to breathe in and out every now and then too. Also, your breast implants called. They’re really pissed at you right now.

In all seriousness, it’s a great dress and a great color for her. It’s also great that she can get away with a second-skin kinda dress, but it’s doing some scary things to her boobs. Good job on the hair, makeup, jewelry and especially, the shoes.

We’ll give her a conditional IN for all the things she got right, but man, are those tits hurting.

[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage/Style.com]