In or Out: Sharon Stone
God bless Sharon Stone, we say. In an age where celebrities have everything down to their bodily functions press managed, she brings the old school batshit crazy diva bit in a big, big way. She’s Norma Desmond 2.0.
Model: Georgina Stojilkovic
Congratulations on your stone-cold killer bod, Sharon. But a bit of advice from some gays: while a bandage dress, by design, is supposed to be form-fitting, we understand that apparently the wearer should be able to breathe in and out every now and then too. Also, your breast implants called. They’re really pissed at you right now.
In all seriousness, it’s a great dress and a great color for her. It’s also great that she can get away with a second-skin kinda dress, but it’s doing some scary things to her boobs. Good job on the hair, makeup, jewelry and especially, the shoes.
We’ll give her a conditional IN for all the things she got right, but man, are those tits hurting.
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