In or Out: Drew Barrymore (final time, we promise!)
Okay, clearly she and her gays are just having fun with it and whoever her gays are, wherever her gays are, we just want to blow them a kiss. Brilliant work, bitches, especially the shoes (although the hem should be a skosh higher).
Y’know, we always felt a vague fondness for Drew, but after the last week of appearances, that’s turned into full-on love, with hearts popping around our heads. Not only does she know how to wear clothes, she knows how to have great fun with them and we wish more starlets and celebs understood that.
It’s like she’s heading into court on tax evasion charges or something. If you look at each outfit she wore in the past week, it’s like she was a different character every time. We call this her “Leona Helmsley,” and considering her previous look owed a lot to Debbie Harry, we’re wondering if she’s not only playing characters each time she dresses up, but also paying homage to certain decades.
At any rate, she’s earned a lot of goodwill with us this past week and she’d have to go out in a burlap sack before we’d criticize her. And truth be told, we’re starting to think she’d make even that look good.