Country Music Awards Red Carpet
Well, actually it was an orange carpet for some reason, but no time for that now, kittens! We’ve got dresses to rip!
Sorry, but she looks utterly ridiculous. It’s a tacky-looking dress no matter who’s wearing it, but when the wearer needs to be rubbed down with Crisco just to squeeze into the damn thing, the tackiness increases tenfold. Look at that side shot of her. Clearly, she’s as thin as a rail, but by wearing a dress THAT tight with THAT silhouette, she gives the impression of being too fat for the dress.
We’re not quite sure what to think here. Don’t get us wrong, we’re absolutely sure that this dress doesn’t look good on her, but we’re torn on whether it’s because it’s the wrong dress for her or it’s just a bad dress. The neckline is so high and from the front it just looks like a shapeless column of black. The exposed back doesn’t really mitigate that or make it look sexy, which was clearly the intent.
Look, it’s the CMA’s. We get it. We can actually appreciate a little countrifyin’ of fashion when it’s done right. But this is NOT the dress to be paired with cowboy boots. She looks like her dressing room caught fire and this was what she grabbed to escape.
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