The 20 Worst PR Looks of All Time – Part 2
Darlings, we are sick as dogs, but we’re discreetly slipping out of our sick pants to momentarily put on our bitchpants. We do it for the love.
The irony of this story (the twist, if you will), is that after Season 1 diva and Original Princess Austin Scarlett sent this horrific, fabric-shitting thing down the runway and called it a wedding gown, he recovered from his momentary lack of taste and went on to be hired by Amsale as Head Designer for Kenneth Pool Bridal.
JUBILEE MOTHERFUCKING JUMBLES is in the HOUSE, y’all! Oh, how we MISSED Jubilee Jumbles! We wonder if Jubilee Jumbles still works with children dressed like a slutty clown?
Sometimes, you just gotta go with what works. We refer to our original declaration regarding this look: “There’s a giant cotton centipede crawling out of her lady area.” Once you point out the elephant in the room, there’s really no need for any further dissection or criticism.
Forgive us, but we’re once again going to have to refer to our original impression: “If clothing could cry, this is what it would look like.” Somehow, scrappy boy designer Marion Lee sent this post-apocalyptic, sad Pocahontas-looking piece of poo down the runway in his entry for Sarah Jessica Parker’s line of disposable clothing, Bitten. Unsurprisingly, everyone burst into tears at the sight of it.
All of you would probably agree that Jerry Tam was a brief figment of your imagination, but we checked and he really exists! It’s true! Not only that, he really did send this provocative serial killer/nurse/nun melange down the runway in his one and only appearance on Project Runway! Thanks to his memorable use of shower curtains and dishwashing gloves, Gristedes is where ALL the stylish New York girls who engage in ritualistic murder like to shop!
[Photos: Barbara Nitke/Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]