Milan Fashion Week
Darlings, the stars came out of their holes for Milan fashion week. Let’s judge them, shall we?
She’s the current face of Dolce & Gabbana’s makeup line and apparently her contract stipulates that she has to wear the entire line at the same time. Honey, you’re young and everyone wants to either be you or fuck you. Save the Joan Collins makeup for later in your career when you’ll need it.
Having said that, the dress is gorgeous and she wears it well. The only part of it we don’t like is the back. When she turns around, the effect is that she’s not only wearing the wrong foundation garment, but that she put the dress on inside out.
It’s a bit too short on her. On the one hand, we like the alteration that removed the “exposed slip” at the hem, but on the other hand, she should have had the existing hem lengthened to make up for it. And there’s just too much foofaraw on this dress at the shoulder and on the belt.
Among her many other talents, one thing Anna does well is take an outfit that looks extremely youthful on the model and translate it for herself without looking like she’s dressing too young. The tights make the look on her.
Lorenzo thinks it looks better on her than it does on the model and Tom thinks exactly the opposite. It kinda hurts our eyes a little, like we don’t know where to focus.
Claudia Schiffer and Eva Herzigova attend the Dolce & Gabbana show in Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2009
Claudia looks fantastic (and that’s killing Lorenzo, who’s had a decade-long hate-on for her) but Eva looks utterly ridiculous. Those mouse ears might look innovative and interesting on the runway but they just look silly in a real world setting.
Love the shoes, though.
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