Oscars 2009 Parties
It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement.
Kinda hated this one. It’s too stiff and shapeless on her, like she’s wearing a very embellished lamp shade.
On the model, it’s an interesting, if unflattering dress. On a non-model, i.e., Carolina Herrera, it just looks like too much dress. It’s just not working on her.
This is a really tough dress to pull off and we’ll give her credit for trying, but again, this just isn’t working. Hate the neckline and the sleeves.
Biggest HATEDRESS of the night. We can’t tell you enough how much we hate this dress. It’s just plain ugly – these pictures are actually almost flattering – and her boobs were hanging out the side.
Diane, we love you and we congratulate you on your legs, but something a little more formal for the next Oscar party, mkay?
This is another really tough dress to pull off. The trick is, you need to be 20 years old and a model. Gwen is neither.
Loathe as we are to admit it, she looks pretty fabulous.
Lorenzo thinks she knocked it out of the park. Tom is scared of her arms.
Gorgeous. This is the first pretty much flawless after-party look we’ve seen.
It’s an interesting dress in both versions, but we have to say we like it a lot better without the color blocking.
Hello, nipples! And howyadoin there, hips? It’s like a salute to Sharon Stone’s body! In dress form! This ain’t flattering at all. The distinct whiff of desperation doesn’t help.
Mmm. No. This is a clunker considering what she was wearing earlier in the night. It’s just a little to twee and adorable.
Honestly, she is the ONLY woman who could pull off this dress. It’s a bit much, but that’s Posh for ya.