Virgins v. Vixens
Besides, most of you should be quite happy to hear that…
MAMIE VAN DOREN IS DEAD.
You bitches were having none of it. According to y’all, she couldn’t hold a candle to our Gallic gamine. In fact, some of the comments were surprisingly vitriolic. Can’t a cheap ho get a little loving around here?
You’ll be happy to know your popular poodle is back in the game this week and this time, she’s going up against another continental babe. Someone’s going to be singing at the end of this one, bitches. It’s up to you whether that song is La Marseillais or O, Solo Mio, as
Mlle. LESLIE CARON
Signorina GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA
First up, Leslie’s so sweet, she’ll give you a toothache in 1953′s Lili:
And Mama Mia! Gina parades around in a gorgeous dress (before ripping it off) in 1958′s Fast and Sexy: