In or Out: Sarah Jessica Parker in Emanuel Ungaro
Darlings, we’re spending the long weekend at the mountains, pretend-skiing and trying on our favorite sweaters by the fire, but we couldn’t let you spend another day without providing the opportunity for some bitchery.
Sarah Jessica Parker appears with Matt Dillon (who remains our longest-running crush, going on 30 years now) wearing a vintage ’80s Emanuel Ungaro tartan dress at a performance of the play “Betrayed” on January 12, 2009 in Washington, DC.
Ouch. We don’t even have tits and we’re feeling phantom pain just looking at hers.
As you can see from the pics below, she seems to have spent most of her time yanking on her girls in front of the photographers. Honey, that ain’t good. Like we said, we like the dress but we’re gonna have to give this one a big OUT.
And we’re so sick of that severe hairstyle on her. It’s not doing her any favors.
[Photos: Getty Images/Celebutopia]