Golden Globe Awards – Part 2
We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy:
Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that had a little to do with people’s expectations. When she’s in costume and in character for Mad Men, she usually looks ridiculously good just because she so embodies what was defined as beautiful for that period. It can be hard for an actress who looks like she belongs in another era to bring it modern style, but for once, she did it. Although we think it looked better with the belt.
This has been called a disaster by others but to be honest, we didn’t hate it. Oh, the sleeves are too puffy and she should have worn half as much jewelry and fired her hairstylist, but it was something different and we applaud that.
La Diva Loca is back, bitches. THAT is how Jennifer Lopez is supposed to look.
Beautiful, classic and age-appropriate. Can’t go wrong with that.
Black can be pretty dull on the red carpet but this was a standout.
A pretty and slightly unusual-looking dress. Big props to her for not going the transparent route.
Pretty but plain. We have this thing about dresses that match the wearer’s hair. We don’t mind it so much if you have black hair or brown hair. But redheads in orange and blondes in yellow look too monotone to us.
Another dress that stands out even though it’s in basic black. This frock moved beautifully.
Oh, Christina. This is not doing you any favors and neither is that hairstyle.
It would have looked better in the black.
That dress is gorgeous but she looks so brittle and undernourished. Have a burger and a beer, Kyra.
A stunningly beautiful dress that looks fantastic on her but again, we think yellow on a blonde has a washed-out effect. This, in blue, would have looked amazing on her.
Bitch isn’t even trying anymore.
From The Blanche Devereux Collection at Sears.
A beautiful dress that fits her like a glove. The color looks great on her and on the red carpet even if it’s not a color we particularly love.
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