2009 SAG Awards – Part 1
Slip into your bitchpants, ladies!
We have no doubt you’re getting tired of hearing this from us, but there are certain colors that need to take a hiatus from the red carpet for a while. Namely, red, black, and white. Any pedants who want to point out that technically, two of those aren’t even colors can zip it.
Having said that, it is a beautiful dress with beautiful draping. We only wish she had stuck with the wider belt.
Oh. We just figured out why so many starlets wear black and white. Because of snotty bitches like us saying “We’re not convinced this is the right color for her.”
And Marisa, honey? Fire whoever’s been doing your hair and makeup lately.
Points for wearing something different. Look, the whole reason to do red carpet is to get your picture taken and a dress like this ensures that she had a lot of pictures taken of her. Is it a pretty dress? We’re not sure. It’s eye-catching and different and that goes a long way with us. Perhaps a little too “Cleopatra meets Wonder Woman.”
Kind of a boring dress but the color looks so much better on her than that yellow Elie Saab she wore last week to the Golden Globes.
We realize we sound a little obsessed with color, but as we said, the whole point to red carpet is to get your picture taken, so to us, color is as big a deal in a red carpet dress as fit or taste level.
Katie wants her Oscar so bad she can taste it and she’s been showing up on red carpets lately looking every inch the Oscar-winner. She looks gorgeous. Great color and it fits her like a glove. Hair and makeup are flawless.