Michelle: Make us Your Gays!
Okay, it has nothing whatsoever to do with Project Runway but we just can’t keep our mouths shut on this one and besides, we’ve already received a dozen emails about it. It’s about Michelle Obama’s horrifically bad dress last night:
Like many people, we sat around with friends last night drinking and emotionally eating as the returns came in. Michelle’s name came up often and while most of our crowd expressed admiration for her, we kept insisting that the woman is in dire need of some gays because she consistently makes bad fashion choices.
“Shut up! You’re just being bitches!” came the reply. Then, when she walked out on stage last night, the crowd in Chicago was cheering but there were collective gasps in our group. No one could defend that awful dress.
For the curious, it’s a modified version from Narciso Rodriguez’s Spring 2009 RTW collection:
Michelle honey, you have the potential to be the most stylish First Lady we’ve had in decades, but you clearly need some guidance. We humbly offer our names for consideration as your Secretaries of Taste. Because girl, there is NO excuse for that.