Darlings, there are several items on the agenda that require intense discussion before we get back to ripping dresses.
Item 1: Barfalicious.
No real reason for this except to give Alex another picture for his stalker wall. Just remember, Alex, she doesn’t want you to shoot the president!
Instead we got you in a ratty wig dressed like you just got in from your office job. Honey, we are very disappointed in you. When RuPaul is in a room full of drag queens then RuPaul needs to turn that shit out and make sure she’s the most fabulous and gorgeous in the bunch.
And as an aside, there’s been some mighty unfounded speculation that there’s something to be concerned about regarding Ru’s health simply because she’s looking a little gaunt. We have to say pooh to that. Do you assume that Madonna or Sarah Jessica Parker are sick just because they’re getting older and making the mistake that single digit body fat is a good idea on a 40+ gal?
Item 5: Frau Seal’s questionable choices.
We couldn’t get a clear enough screencap, but did anyone else notice the huge blotches of pink blush on Miss Klum the other night? She looked like she got slapped by a baby. Although we will say that her makeup and hair have been excellent all season (most of the time). It’s her wardrobe we find questionable.
Tight, shiny and short, honey. Quickest way to look cheap. Good for her that she’s got such a fantastic body after her 13 pregnancies, but there’s a point in a woman’s life where such wardrobe choices start veering away from “workin’ it” into “desperately holding on.” You are right on the edge there, girl.
[Photos: Bravotv.com/rupaul.com - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]