Oh, simmer down, you drama queens.
Hey, any excuse to post more pictures of topless Keith, but you little overexcited fangirls came up with something that didn’t even occur to us. Namely, that Nipples here was swigging straight vodka upon waking up.
Ladies, please. Our inbox is exploding with this theory and we have to say, we’re not convinced. Let’s take a look at his nipples, shall we?
Let’s say that is a bottle of Absolut on his nightstand. Wouldn’t the producers make a bigger deal out of it for drama? There’d be lingering shots of the bottle with the Manhattan skyline in the background while doom music plays. At the very least, one of his roommates would have said something in their one-on-ones with the camera. It’s not exactly the kind of behavior that people don’t notice and in the reality television arena, it is pure gold.
Besides, it looks like Smartwater to us.
Go ahead, yell at us and tell us we’re wrong here.
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